The Big Wedding

So I show up in my official dudeist robe. I am not really a flip flops sort of dude so you have your choice between my toe shoes or bowling shoes.

I perform your services and then we have the traditional drinking of the White Russians (or whatever beverage you prefer). I wrap the glasses up in an old towel and the groom says something inspirational while he stomps on them.

It all really ties a marriage together.